A place to come when you’re done. Get it

Head melted?

You’re not the only one.

Happens. Nothing to get right and nothing to get wrong — just a welcome distraction when you need one.

If it’s you

Go on then.

Five minutes in the bathroom counts. Nothing to fill in, nothing to read first.

Put it on your phone
If it’s him

Send it on.

He’ll not go looking himself. The words are already written.

Show me the words

I built the app I wish I’d had a few years ago, and I’m passing it forward. It’s not a cure and it never will be — just your place, for whenever and however long you need it. Take what you need and leave the rest.

Nothing askedNo name, no email, no account. It never finds out who you are.
FreeNow and after. There’s no paid one behind this one.
278 toolsFree, finished, open any time. Fill your boots.
Signal offTunnel, plane, wifi down. It doesn’t need one and never makes one.
3amThere if you need it, whatever the hour. It’s on your phone — so it’s open when the world’s asleep.
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The fire

Come and sit at it.

Ten men round a fire, and a Fire Marshal holding it. Fire atmosphere, voices only — no video, no names, no account. Men sat in the same hole you’re in, saying the thing nobody says.

It’s not a therapy circle. Come and share, listen, take a bit of advice — and have a bit of craic.
Someone who actually knows. Not a counsellor, not a helpline, not a form. A man who knows the exact thing you’re sat in, because he’s sat in it. That’s the whole point.
Not one word is kept. Nothing recorded, nothing written down — there is nowhere in it to put a word. Say the thing you’ve never said out loud and it goes nowhere.

The spoken fires are built and the wire is live. Ten men and a Fire Marshal, voices only, nothing stored. Every fire will have somebody sober sat watching it — and that is exactly why it isn’t open yet. Rooms full of men in trouble and nobody steady in the room is how this goes wrong, so it opens when there’s someone in that chair. Not before.

Who’s behind it

From someone who’s living it,
to someone who’s living it.

You’ve found the app I wish I’d had a few years ago. It’s the tools that got me through the rough times — then, and still to this day. Yours now, in your pocket, for whenever and wherever.

Nothing in here dresses it up. When it’s shit, it’s shit — and there’s still something in here you can do.

Some days seem like they’ll never end. They do. This gives you something to do, and the tools to get there in one piece.

It stopped being a coincidence a long time ago. Men are suffering quietly — I know because I was one of them. Just look at the stats.

No team, no investors, nothing to sell you. It’s free, it stays free, and nobody sees what you do in it — including me.

It’s your own distraction from your head, at your own time.Some days that’s getting to the morning. That counts, and the rest keeps until you’ve got more in you.

This isn’t my app. It’s yours.

I built the first go at it. Where it goes next is down to you — if something’s missing, or something in here is no use, tell me. I’d rather hear it than not.

Tell me what yours needs
01Straight answers

Line by line.

Price
Free. Now, and forever.No subscription coming, no adverts, no paid tier behind this one. It isn’t built to make money off a bad night.
Information given
None.No name, no email, no sign-up. It doesn’t know who you are and it never asks.
Who sees it
Nobody. Just you.Nothing’s tracked and nothing’s sent. There’s nowhere for it to go — which is also why I can’t tell how you got on unless you tell me.
Needs a signal
No.Put the phone in airplane mode and open it. Everything still works. Don’t take my word for it — go and try it.
Tools in the app
278. Free, finished, open any time.Breathing, grounding, urges, the small-hours head, the night fire, the hard days. You open one and it starts.
Is it a chatbot
No chats are botting.It isn’t something you talk to. It’s something you do.
The fire
Ten men and a Marshal.Voices only — no video, no names, no account. A man says the thing he’s never said out loud, to men sat in the same hole, and not one word of it is written down anywhere. There is nowhere in it to put a word.
Rooms with men in them
Built, not open.The room works — nobody’s in it yet. It needs money and people watching it round the clock. When it opens: zero tolerance.
Replaces a doctor
No.It sits alongside your GP, a counsellor, the crisis lines. Never instead of them.
What it wants from you
Nothing.
What it takes off youNothing
Your namenever asked
Your emailnever asked
Where you arenever asked
Your contactsnever asked
What you typestays on the phone
What it costsFree
And what you get 278 tools, open any time

Free, finished, and every one of them works with the phone in airplane mode.

02The screens

And this is it.

Four of them, off a real phone. Tap one.

Basecamp — where you land

Tap the screen to look closer

03The tools

Three of the 278,
running on this page.

Not pictures of them — the actual tools. Pick one and it starts. Nothing to install, nothing recorded.

Box breathingrunning here, not recorded
Ready
Coping

Nothing to prove here. Put it where it actually is.

Match your step to the light.

It stops itself if you leave the tab, and nothing about it is saved.

04Passing it on

It was never the link.
It’s what to say.

Nobody stalls on the address. They stall on how to send a mate this without making it a thing. So it’s written for you. Change a word if it’s not how you’d say it.

Send it and say nothing else

Nothing in it for him to answer.

He can look, or not

No read receipt. Which is exactly why he might.

It costs him nothing to try

No sign-up, and no account to delete after.

The messagewritten, and yours to change
The address
The text
Send it
05Installing

Twenty seconds.

No app store, nothing to download. It goes on your home screen and opens full-screen like anything else.

On your iPhonethree taps, no app store
Found something broken? Go on then. Break it. It’s not finished and it’s never been near this many phones. Nothing is collected — the words get written on your own phone and you send them however you like. Have a go
If tonight’s bad

This is the wrong
thing when it’s urgent.

These are the right things, and they’re there right now.

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Covall sits alongside these. It doesn’t replace them, and it never will.

That’s everything.

Put it on, send it on, or close the tab.
It isn’t waiting on an answer.

Put it on your phone Send it to someone

Free, no account, nothing leaves the phone. Same as it says up the top.